As per the usual, my brother was singing along to that dreaded song. Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus. Although I admit it has a catchy tune, it sounds better when anyone but Miley sings.
Party In The USA is about Miley going to a night club in Hollywood. Even though it's the opposite in the video, if you've seen it. Has anyone forgotten that she's 17?
Here goes!
Hop out the truck
At the riding club
In a white shirt
And my leather boots
Welcome the the land of stallions
Am I gonna get kicked
Hop on my horse
And I see a little girl cry
Look right behind
And I see an old mare sigh
This is all so crazy
Everyone is so lazy
Get in the ring
And I hear the barnhand sing
Next to the stereo
Playin' my favourite tune
It makes me want
To jump to the moon
And so I put my legs on
He's playin' my song
All the horseflies
fly away
Trottin' along like nah
Galloping away like yeah
So I hold my head high
And jump to the sky
Take home all the big prizes!
Ye-ea-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
It's a sunny day in
The countryside!
Ye-ea-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
It's not cloudy on the other side
Get off my horse and rest inside
That last course was quite a ride
Get a burger from the stand
Give all my change to the man
It's so hard without
the breeze all around me
It's definitely some
kid's birthday party
And someone calls my nember
Am I not a member
Then it turns out
to be just my dad
And he says Hey
Are you done for the day
But by that time all I
could say was neigh
*Please note* if the ending, or any part of the song for that matter doesn't make sense in the tune, you need to be in my head to understand. Be creative, and change the tune so it makes sense for you. It's very hard to tell you how it goes when all I can do is type. (No microphone on computer)
Friday, April 23, 2010
The latest horse news
Well, I realize that since this is a diary of a young EQUESTRIAN, I should be talking about horses, right? Yeah. I kinda forgot about that. Mainly to keep it interesting. (Remix right after this.)
In the most recent of news, my Quarter Horse, Fancy (or One Tuff Prospect, officially) has been accompanying me on some trail rides, being ridden by the ranch owner. Why I'm not riding her? Well, the owner has a bad back, and the only other options are a 25 year-old mare with an injured hock, or an overly energetic young mare who is capable of jumping almost 4 feet. Her pick!
Anywho, Fancy is doing exceptional with EVERYTHING. Quite literally. As soon as she stops trying to bulge her shoulder out to avoid the jumps, then we can start raising them higher! They're standing at about 2 feet high at the moment.
In the flat ring, things are smooth. She's on the bit, she's picking up her legs. We're almost ready for the shows, only she REALLY needs to start GROWING OUT her !@#$%&* forelock! (The "bangs" or "fringe" of a horse)
As for Dressage, not too much of that lately. We want to get into our "zone" for the show season ahead, and my trainer thinks we're well enough that we can do without for a bit. (Plus, no offense to the Dressage artists of the world, but after a while in the flat arena, it can be a tad dull. I enjoy the rush of jumping.) I think that really, my trainer is simply worried I'll beat her in the show ring this summer. :)
And then there were even MORE things to do with all the horses around me! Western, for example! Although we haven't used a curb bit, or even a Western bridle for that matter, Fancy seems to be doing well. She has an energetic jog, so it's all good!
As for health, Fancy's already looking very good, and due to her sudden weight loss in the early winter (that's what happens after a decade of a heated barn with blankets, I think), she's now putting her weight back on! Now if only it would go on top of her back, so I could ride her bareback without almost dying! (Yes, I'm a girl. It hurts us too.)
Did you know...
That Fancy was originally a Western Trail horse all of her 16 years, until she came to be in my possession?
That the Quarter Horse is known for being the ultimate all around horse? Western, English. Dressage, jumping. Energetic, calm. And so the list continues.
That although Black Beauty, from the movie Black Beauty is a Thoroughbred, he was played by a Quarter Horse?
That again, even though The Black from The Black Stallion is obviously, a stallion, The Black was played by a mare?
All for now! (Party In The USA Remix coming in a few moments!)
In the most recent of news, my Quarter Horse, Fancy (or One Tuff Prospect, officially) has been accompanying me on some trail rides, being ridden by the ranch owner. Why I'm not riding her? Well, the owner has a bad back, and the only other options are a 25 year-old mare with an injured hock, or an overly energetic young mare who is capable of jumping almost 4 feet. Her pick!
Anywho, Fancy is doing exceptional with EVERYTHING. Quite literally. As soon as she stops trying to bulge her shoulder out to avoid the jumps, then we can start raising them higher! They're standing at about 2 feet high at the moment.
In the flat ring, things are smooth. She's on the bit, she's picking up her legs. We're almost ready for the shows, only she REALLY needs to start GROWING OUT her !@#$%&* forelock! (The "bangs" or "fringe" of a horse)
As for Dressage, not too much of that lately. We want to get into our "zone" for the show season ahead, and my trainer thinks we're well enough that we can do without for a bit. (Plus, no offense to the Dressage artists of the world, but after a while in the flat arena, it can be a tad dull. I enjoy the rush of jumping.) I think that really, my trainer is simply worried I'll beat her in the show ring this summer. :)
And then there were even MORE things to do with all the horses around me! Western, for example! Although we haven't used a curb bit, or even a Western bridle for that matter, Fancy seems to be doing well. She has an energetic jog, so it's all good!
As for health, Fancy's already looking very good, and due to her sudden weight loss in the early winter (that's what happens after a decade of a heated barn with blankets, I think), she's now putting her weight back on! Now if only it would go on top of her back, so I could ride her bareback without almost dying! (Yes, I'm a girl. It hurts us too.)
Did you know...
That Fancy was originally a Western Trail horse all of her 16 years, until she came to be in my possession?
That the Quarter Horse is known for being the ultimate all around horse? Western, English. Dressage, jumping. Energetic, calm. And so the list continues.
That although Black Beauty, from the movie Black Beauty is a Thoroughbred, he was played by a Quarter Horse?
That again, even though The Black from The Black Stallion is obviously, a stallion, The Black was played by a mare?
All for now! (Party In The USA Remix coming in a few moments!)
Monday, April 19, 2010
ReMix : Tik Tok -Ke$ha
As we all know, Tik Tok is about a woman (Ke$ha) going out behind her parents back and getting drunk at illegal parties, and later getting busted by the cops for something. Not sure what, because in the video, she is NOT driving the car, and there are no signs of pot or crack, etc.
In MY (and Austin's) version, we go snowboarding, and break our back, then soon start skiing again like nothing happened. Anything is possible.
Here goes:
Wake up in the mornin'
Feelin' like
Snowboardin'
Got my goggles on my helmet
I'm ready to hit
The Moguls
Before I leave,
Brush my skies
With a bottle of wax
Cause when I
Jump off the rocks
There's no turnin' back
I'm talkin'
360's over boxes
Backflips over Foxes
And as I try to land it,
Gettin' a little bit dizzy.
Crik! Crak!
Screams my back
As my body goes slap
Don't cry
Says some guy
Looking oh so very high
Crik! Crak!
It goes black
As my body goes slack!
Ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow!
Tik Tok
Goes the clock
But the crashes don't stop
It's so white
What a sight
Even in the Dark night
Tik Tok
On the clock
But the chairlift Don't stop
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
(The end)
*Imaginary crowd rises to their feet and claps and screams*
Thank you, thank you. No need to thank me, for putting another view on this catchy song.
More later! (Party In The USA)
In MY (and Austin's) version, we go snowboarding, and break our back, then soon start skiing again like nothing happened. Anything is possible.
Here goes:
Wake up in the mornin'
Feelin' like
Snowboardin'
Got my goggles on my helmet
I'm ready to hit
The Moguls
Before I leave,
Brush my skies
With a bottle of wax
Cause when I
Jump off the rocks
There's no turnin' back
I'm talkin'
360's over boxes
Backflips over Foxes
And as I try to land it,
Gettin' a little bit dizzy.
Crik! Crak!
Screams my back
As my body goes slap
Don't cry
Says some guy
Looking oh so very high
Crik! Crak!
It goes black
As my body goes slack!
Ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow!
Tik Tok
Goes the clock
But the crashes don't stop
It's so white
What a sight
Even in the Dark night
Tik Tok
On the clock
But the chairlift Don't stop
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
(The end)
*Imaginary crowd rises to their feet and claps and screams*
Thank you, thank you. No need to thank me, for putting another view on this catchy song.
More later! (Party In The USA)
AOOWW !!! Life is Good! Na na na na na na na !
I'm almost proud to say that I got a sunburn on my arms this past weekend! Therefore, from this day on, until (if) it snows once more. Or rains. I would prefer snow, because it can still rain and be warm at the same time. (Ooh, pretty rainbows!)
*Cheers at sight or worms on the sidewalk*
*Stomps on said worms*
*Is sad all the worms are dead*
*Sits inside on Farmville, now dry in pajamas*
Ho, hum. At least it is SUNNY. Because it is now WARM. And I can pull out my CAPRIS and SHORTS. So I don't sweat bullets at TRACK and FIELD.
Too many caps for you? Too bad. MY BLOG. MY RULES.
Rule #1: NO SHOUTING IN CAPS LOCK
Rule #2: No talking about horses 24/7. (So hard, as that's the entire reason why I have a sunburn in the first place....)
Er, um..... That's all I can think of for now.
*Cheers at sight or worms on the sidewalk*
*Stomps on said worms*
*Is sad all the worms are dead*
*Sits inside on Farmville, now dry in pajamas*
Ho, hum. At least it is SUNNY. Because it is now WARM. And I can pull out my CAPRIS and SHORTS. So I don't sweat bullets at TRACK and FIELD.
Too many caps for you? Too bad. MY BLOG. MY RULES.
Rule #1: NO SHOUTING IN CAPS LOCK
Rule #2: No talking about horses 24/7. (So hard, as that's the entire reason why I have a sunburn in the first place....)
Er, um..... That's all I can think of for now.
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Random facts to be thrown at you here and there! Since I've almost completely forgotten about this blog for a while, I've done a few things that none of you can imagine.
I've kissed a boy. (jk, I have no hope whatsoever)
I've gotten a B in Math on my second report card :O
I've had a boyfriend, and we never talked, so that river dried up pretty fast.
I got my braces off, already replaced with a retainer (and a lithp)
And my younger brother, Austin, has been helping me "remix" some songs, which I'll post some lyrics later. Like, right after this post. Yeah. So there.
I've kissed a boy. (jk, I have no hope whatsoever)
I've gotten a B in Math on my second report card :O
I've had a boyfriend, and we never talked, so that river dried up pretty fast.
I got my braces off, already replaced with a retainer (and a lithp)
And my younger brother, Austin, has been helping me "remix" some songs, which I'll post some lyrics later. Like, right after this post. Yeah. So there.
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