Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Latest News

Well, I guess that even though I said I wouldn't come back until there were comments, I'm back anyways.

Would you buy the (newest) product, the Pillolow? It's a water proof pillow that not only absorbs the tears of failed love, it doesn't stay wet afterward, and it plays music! The best feature? It's always cold, with the help of the latest Pillolow technology!

The Pillolow glows in the dark, just so that you don't have to be almost blinded in the middle of the night because you turned the light on. Awesome, right? Well, if the Pillolow is doing too good of a job as a night light, you can tone it down with a separate remote, so you don't pass out in class and drool all over your test.

This awesome new product comes in any custom colour, so that it fits in with your room just right. Don't worry, though! It will stil glow in the dark!

The Survey (please answer in yes or no, and put the question number next to the answer in the comments box, or email me separately)

1) Do you enjoy a cold pillow?
2) Do you think a poofy pillow is better than feathered?
3) Do you think ou would sleep better on a cool pillow? (During the summer)
4) Would you like a good night's sleep?
5) Do you flip your pillow to get the cold side?
6) Do you often wake up during the night because of your pillow?
7) Do you hate it when your pilow is separated in the middle?
8) Do you wake up during the night to flip your pillow?
9) Do you hate buying different pillows because yours is kind of "dead"?
10) Do you hate it when your pillow is too hard?
11) Do you hate it when your pillow is too fluffy?
12) Do you hate it when you suffocate on your pillow?
13) Do you ever get mad at your pillow because it needs fluffing (again)?
14) Do you hate it when your pillow disappears?
15) Do you hate how expensive pillows are?
16) Do you hate it when your music doesn't turn off at night?
17) Would you like a pillow that has built in music (with a remote)?
18) Would you buy this product?